Sad but true.......

Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted & had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves, Well...........

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep & woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Who's thighs were these & what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt & angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original!! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair & was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to & fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared & was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up & smell the coffee! Those plastic surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you & me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere, every night. I have not had the chance to look into Snoopes but I'm sure it's there!

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed & they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband!!!

This could happen to you too!!!!!